Ok, so I've been stuck in a blogging vortex. That's the short explanation. The long (& amazingly intriguing) explanation will have to wait.
For the moment, though I feel like I need to at least throw a post up because I'm at Blissdom- a blogging conference in Nashville. I'm meeting all these other bloggers & handing out my (ghetto fabulous, hand made) business cards with my info & shit. I'm afraid people or (you reading this!) will think I'm super lame & kind of sucky. Which is only partially true.
I do have more recent posts up over at Aiming Low though! I listed some of them below. Read them if you're a fan of crotch talk & ninja toddlers. And if you don't like crotch talk or ninja toddlers, we can't be friends. Just kidding.
- Pleasuring your face hole the EZPZ way. Nutella included!
- The one where I tell Barney to STFU
- Go outside. Be kind. Wash your crotch
- I've got balls in my genes
- Merry Christmas! Here's a lion & some sexual intercourse.
- We be illin' (contains nose douching & astroglide)
and just for funsies, here are a couple of my newest Valentine cards to feast your eyes upon:
Ok, now I feel better & less sucky.
9 comments:
Just keep making your ghetto fabulous, handmade stuff, and all will be forgiven.
Hi.
Holyfuckingshit I think I'm in love with you. I can't stop laughing. You are my freaking hero.
Expect a large etsy purchase soon.
Bwahahahaha! HI Larious!
this post made my day when I saw it...partly because I love everything that comes out of you and mostly because I have been checking your page like a maniac for a new post. New to the blog and already an addict for your amazing stuff, I think I'm all caught up on your past and your life. Hmmm...that sounds creepier than I am. Just sending a little <3 your way! Thanks for all my awesome stuff you've made so far!
OKAY— how the hell did I miss you at Blissdom??? We could have bonded over Nutella and Astroglide. Which incidentally sounds like the best date EVER. And now I'm heading to your Etsy shop.
Oh, I am so glad Mommy Shorts found you.
You are wonderful.
I can't believe I didn't hear about you, but I will be here, a lot.
Already I know that. Already
Those is some giggly cards lady. I do love me some PG-13 humor. Plus your blog title put that Accept song "Balls to the Wall" in my head.
Yes, the Empress pointed me in your direction and I ALWAYS do what the Empress says - because she's right, you are effing hilarious. You had me at nipple hair in the side bar. And also at hand-made business cards. But the no farting during sex was pretty great too (that's what she said).
Lovin U! Do you have the "Wish U were here" card in panty size XXL ? If so..I want me sum.
SmiLes
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